You can call her Tam. Or Hazel. Or Thumb. It doesn’t really matter which, just as long as you know she’s the one that’s secretly in charge… aka Woodblock’s Office Manager.

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We’re very lucky to have found her. Since Michael has been leaning into his spirit animal, a lisa frank dolphin, it’s been difficult to find someone who can communicate with him. It’s just a lot of high pitched screams and he’s not very good at it. But lucky for us Tam has been working on getting her dolphin language certification for the last 19 months and has been crucial in translating Michael’s shrieks.

Don’t speak to us when our k-drama is on. Thank you.

19 months is a weird way to describe a length of time. We know but it’s listed as a competitive 79 month program and who are we to question brilliance? Outside of her studies, Tam is passionate about Korean dramas, camping and traveling. Word on the street is a k-drama, face mask and boba tea is peak. Just whispers we’ve heard in the alleys. Ya know, we’re hip. We’re cool. We’re on the web.

Is she basically an international icon?

Um yeah duh. Tam came from Vietnam to attend Oregon State University and received her degree in marketing and business information systems. And while we know her fanbase misses her greatly, we don’t know if we would be able to get through the day without her and her secret spider man powers. So many balloons get stuck on the ceiling and we all know how much that slows business down. Thankfully she’s got the webs to get the job done. Although, it is awkward whenever an arch nemesis just shows up at the office. We never know if we should help or if helping is just getting in the way. Whatever let’s be honest… we know it’s the latter.