Human, Walker of Earth, Breather of Air, House of Shark

Did you know that Calvin works for us? Us neither. But since he’s on the website… and already has 4 years of experience, we decided to make him a Project Designer.

Is he an expert in the sport of mid-air eye contact?

Well he has competed in the MAEC Championships three years in a row but he’s still waiting to bring home the gold. Some guy named Tyler Miller keeps sabotaging him by throwing a trout at his face in the middle of his performance every year. And the judges? Well they don’t have patience for shenanigans. It’s a serious sport.

One thing he’s 98% sure of?

He’s not a ghost. He loves black coffee. And when he’s not in the office throwing down angles he enjoys furniture design and fabrication. The first thing he ever made? A box for the house spiders.

Where is the University of Minnesota?

Inside the Mall of America. Or on Lake Superior? At the very least we’re pretty sure first years get to make their models out of tater tots. And we’re very thankful he made it to real models to graduate in 2020 so we could scoop him up.